Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits
Tiny Toadstool Tesla on a Teacup (sorry)
Fighter: “I roll a perception check. Uh oh. Uhhh… 3.”
DM: “You’re fairly certain that you don’t hear anything behind that door.”
Cleric + Wizard + Rogue: “We go and listen at the door too!”
DM: “Fine, you guys huddle at the door and all push your ears against the wood. You still don’t hear anything on the other side.”
Party: “… We keep listening.”
*presses exit game*
"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"
"I should just in case"
I don’t know who did all these, but I tip my hat to them.
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion