The penguins need our help!
The Penguin Foundation has a global callout for knitters to make pullovers for penguins in rehab.
Penguins caught in oil spills need the little jumpers to keep warm and to stop them from trying to clean the toxic oil off with their beaks.
Original article here.
It’s that time again!
comic © me
satan © himself
Jessica wanted me to share my word with you:
A portmanteau of “homonym” and “southern.” Used to describe words that are not normally homonyms, but sound the same when said with a southern accent. Sounds like “synonym.”
Example; wheel, well. Feel, fill.
Jokes on you.
Daft Duck exists.
HOl Y FUCKig n sshIT I CCANT BELEIVE
NOW ALPHONSE IS CLEARLY THE MORE SKILLED ALCHEMIST HERE
DID HE NEED TO USE ALCHEMY TO SAVE HIS BROTHER’S SOUL
DID HE NEED TO SACRIFICE ANYTHING
NOPE HE JUST GRABBED THAT SHIT AND STUFFED IT RIGHT BACK IN EDWARD’S BODY
NOW REALLY I BET EVEN TRUTH WAS SHOCKED AT THAT
they could be a gator
i can confirm that everyone i’ve met in florida is a gator
i am a gator
damn shape-shifting lizard people…
*pulls self up on a log floating in a swamp, water glistening off the scales on her back and tail, hoping to soak in the heat from the blistering Florida sun*
I have no idea what you’re talking about.