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thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

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what the fuck

artjcf:

Pocket Vito

artjcf:

Pocket Vito

waffleguppies:

wanhunnerpercent:

felt-ch:

harreki:

Source: http://storify.com/wstonesoxfordst/the-call-of-cthulhu-1

Hah, this is actually rather good.

cthulhu 2016

i feel happy this post exists

lsunnyc:

I want a sci-fi encounter where the alien species has nothing akin to “sleep”, and it’s baffling.

And I don’t mean that as in it’s a Science Officer or Medical personnel either, but like a rookie navigator or intern weapons operative who’s making their first inter-planetary trip…

allidrummer:

The constant struggle.

allidrummer:

The constant struggle.

cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop