Titled

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

image

beatonna:

Tiny Toadstool Tesla on a Teacup (sorry)

beatonna:

Tiny Toadstool Tesla on a Teacup (sorry)

outofcontextdnd:

Fighter: “I roll a perception check. Uh oh. Uhhh… 3.”

DM: “You’re fairly certain that you don’t hear anything behind that door.”

Cleric + Wizard + Rogue: “We go and listen at the door too!”

DM: “Fine, you guys huddle at the door and all push your ears against the wood. You still don’t hear anything on the other side.”

Party: “… We keep listening.”

nancydrewho:

*saves game*

*presses exit game*

"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"

"I should just in case" 

allyson-wonderlnd:

I don’t know who did all these, but I tip my hat to them.

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion